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Warm Topic Archives: barry hussein
Dad Says Chinese Ship Violated International Law
March 10, 2009
By Barry Hussein, MACAO – The Internet Machine was abuzz this morning with news that a dad, Roland Hawthe, 22, a barista native to Long Island says that a Chinese ship violated international law.
China has accused the USA of violating international law for sailing sailing away why don’t you take me sailing away i don’t know where I’m goin’ to in Chinese waters.
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Tagged barack obama, barry hussein, chines ship, chinese, chinese ship, cnn, crawford, dad, dads, international law, iphone, macao, mulder, sailing, scully, twitter, violation, white house, x-files
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Interview Schminterbiew
February 10, 2009
By Ghazala Khan (Special to The Brutal Times) TOKYO –
The following interview was conducted by Ghazala Khan of The Pakistani Spectator. It recalls a friendlier, more innocent time when staff members of The Brutal Times could casually gather around the fried chicken dispensor in the BT offices at Shimokitazawa Hills. A time when birds chirped, but not too loudly. Before the layoffs and the name-calling. Two weeks ago.
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Tagged barry hussein, billy, bjork, bloggers, blogging, Business Jesus, daemon mailer, dj salinger, el toro, fried chicken, ghazala khan, Grande Chef Otto, interview, Japan, journalism, marshall stack, ohashi jozu, oprah, pasta la vista, Santa, shimokitazawa, smia oots, ssh...kebab, styles cradgerock, the brutal times, the pakisatni spectator, the serge, tokyo
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Gore Warns Celebrities Over Lack of Headroom
February 8, 2009
By Barry Hussein, HOUSTON – Nobel prize-winning man Al Gore met with concerned celebrities this morning at Denny’s to discuss the nation’s largest decline of headroom since the 1930’s.
Celebrities, Gore says need headroom more than most because their heads are proven to be more inflated than nobodies, or typical consumers.
“We have to act now,” Gore said.
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Tagged 50 Cent, al gore, avril lavigne, barry hussein, brad pitt, britney spears, calypso, celebrities, condoleeza rice, crisis, dennys, facebook, headroom, hollywood, houston, nobel prize, obama, the brutal times
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Bin Laden: Al Qaeda to Cut Part-Timers, Close Schools
January 14, 2009
By Styles Cradgerock, with Minx Cradgerock , PARIS – As hard times are felt all across the globe due to the worsening of the financial crisis everyone is looking for ways to pinch pennies and froog to the new frugal beat of 2009.
Duh.
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Tagged al qaeda, al queda, anderson cooper, barry hussein, global economic crisis, global financial crisis, jarjar binks, job cuts, osama bin laden, part-time job cuts, Presidential Daily Brief, riyadh, saudi arabia, styles cradgerock, the brutal times, war on terror, you tube
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Chinese Democracy Bail-out to Cost $986 Billion
January 3, 2009
As details of the Democrats’ 1 trillion dollar budget request continue to leak out the president-elect has been mulling the final touches of what amounts to the priciest financial bail-out plan made in US political history.
The Dark Side of Ban Ki-moon: Operation Pussyfoot
December 31, 2008
By Barry Hussein, NEW YORK CITY – Despite leading a busy life like everybody else and having problems of his own spry UN Secretary-General is not about to let New Years Eve get in the way of giving Israel a […]
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Tagged Ban Ki-moon, barry hussein, cynical free-for-all, gaza invasion, happy holidays, israel, the brutal times
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U.S. Presidential Debate Spoilers
September 23, 2008
By El Toro, USA AMERICA – Mr Obama, who is running to be the first black US president, will wear a blue tie. Mr McCain, who is running to be the oldest white US president, will wear a red tie. […]
Pentagon Chef Admits Strategy in Afghanistan Not Succeeding
September 11, 2008
VIRGINIA- Revered Pentagon head chef Pierre de Papineau has locked horns with the White House over the administration’s plans to continue what the Grande Chef calls “a strategy that is, frankly, I tell you honestly, not working,” in the war in Afghanistan.
Palin Babygate Entangles Edwards
September 2, 2008
(By Barry Hussein) ST PAUL, MINNESOTA – With only days and minutes remaining in the super-charged 2008 presidential race newly-cemented Republican vice-presidential pick Governor Sarah Palin is turning heads and pricking up ears with her peppy plunk and can-do attitude.
11 Year-old: “Obama plus Biden Spells Bin Laden”
August 30, 2008
As Barrack Obama’s throngs of gyrating bikini-clad supporters are just coming to terms with his formal renunciation of his decision Thursday to select his wife of eighteen years Michelle Obama as vice-presidential running mate, a new shocker is shock-rocking this seaside mountain villa.