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Warm Topic Archives: mcdonald’s
My Face is Lacking in Primary Oils
By Brenda Vitnower, Special to The Brutal Times – My face is lacking in primary oils. But it’s so oily due to my unbalanced diet and upbringing.
Let me explain.
Posted in Ordinary People
Tagged circling crows, fridge, gone, life choices, mcdonald's, Ordinary People, primary oils, skin care, the brutal times, unbalanced diets
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Rush’s 2112 Estates Mostly Unsold
By DJ Salinger, TORONTO – Coveted Rush 2112 Estates mostly lie empty as people in this super funky fried chicken hipster town are rushing headlong instead towards more affordable housing.
“I really wanted a Rush condo,” said Basil Head, 43 “but I’m rushing headlong instead towards more affordable housing.”
But where, dude?
“In my mother’s basement – it’s got laundry.”
Posted in Exclusive!, Thinking Man's Rock
Tagged 2112, affordable housing, condos, dj salinger, economic crisis, hipsters, housing bubble, irony, markham, mcdonald's, my mother's basement, prog rock, real estate, record store clerks, rush, shopper's drug mart, stereomoms, the brutal times, Thinking Man's Rock, toronto real estate
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2 McDonald’s Cheeseburgers Are Cheaper Than 1 Double Cheeseburger
By Grande Chef Otto, TOKYO- As world food prices soar and balloon out of control prestigious Caribbean think tank MyGoodies is reporting that on site inspections conclusively indicate that 2 McDonald’s cheeseburgers are cheaper than one double cheeseburger. “We found […]