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Warm Topic Archives: Canaduh
Two Monks Go Into a Starbucks
By Yves Dropper, The Holy City of Toronto, COLLEGE N’ ST. GEORGE STARBUCKS – So, two monks go into a Starbucks, sit down n’ bitch.
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Exclusive: Michael Ignatieff Was Born in Guam
By Styles Cradgerock, GUAM – Overshadowing Japan’s recent magnitude 9.0 earthquake and the U.S. Libyan humanitarian intervention, Canaduh’s 2011 federal election racheted up this morning when Billy, my neighbor and confidante, passed on something he had heard from someone.
Michael Ignatieff was born in Guam.
Anarchy Condos Under Seige in Toronto
By Smia Oots, THE HOLY CITY OF TORONTO – Anarchists dressed in eye-numbing colored jumpsuits, bathing trunks and business attire hurled themselves against each other and their own underground condo, Toronto’s fashionable Queen’s Quay residence, The Anarchy Condos At No Fixed Address
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Tagged anarchy condos, Canaduh, G-20, green day, smia oots, sports punk, the brutal times, toronto anarchists, vuvuzela
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Dust Mite Circus Linked to Migraines
By The Serge, MONTREAL – Canada’s famed dust mite circus, Le Cirque du Dust Mite, has suffered a crushing blow today as a landmark Icelandic study has found proof viewing the talented mites can be linked to intense migraine headaches in audience members.
The migraines last for up to 40 years.
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Tagged canada, canada's drinking water, Canaduh, cock blocker, dust mite circus, dust mites, headaches, lawsuits, migraines, montreal, new york english, the brutal times, the serge
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Seafaring: An Exploration of All Things Nautical
By Bertie Rusenstrom, (Special to The Brutal Times), TORONTO – As a young girl growing up in central Saskatchewan, the ocean has always held a fascination for me. Indeed, I felt my heart strings stretched to breaking each time I managed to catch a brief image of a curling surf in the wall of televisions in my father’s occult bookstore.
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Tagged all things nautical, calgary, Canaduh, donuts, fish n chips, la donut, ocean, saskatchewan, seafaring, the brutal times, toronto, unsafe bodies of water
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Cock Blocker Leaves Canada Open for Anarchy
By Marshall Stack, TORONTO – As winter whips its icy way through this Eastern Canadian business capital the only thing that can match the plummeting market descent are the near -100 degree C plummeting temps. And the only place to warm your balls may be the nearest local pub.
But wait. Someone is knocking at the door. Could it be – anarchy?