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Warm Topic Archives: toronto
‘I Love Barbie’ Says 5-Year-Old Boy
By Yves Dropper, Special to The Brutal Times, TORONTO – As Toronto spreads its broken wings and learns to fly this was a moment that was only waiting to arrive.
Seafaring: An Exploration of All Things Nautical
By Bertie Rusenstrom, (Special to The Brutal Times), TORONTO – As a young girl growing up in central Saskatchewan, the ocean has always held a fascination for me. Indeed, I felt my heart strings stretched to breaking each time I managed to catch a brief image of a curling surf in the wall of televisions in my father’s occult bookstore.
Posted in Hollywood Pap, Latest Brutality
Tagged all things nautical, calgary, Canaduh, donuts, fish n chips, la donut, ocean, saskatchewan, seafaring, the brutal times, toronto, unsafe bodies of water
3 Comments
Cock Blocker Leaves Canada Open for Anarchy
By Marshall Stack, TORONTO – As winter whips its icy way through this Eastern Canadian business capital the only thing that can match the plummeting market descent are the near -100 degree C plummeting temps. And the only place to warm your balls may be the nearest local pub.
But wait. Someone is knocking at the door. Could it be – anarchy?
Kill!Kill!Kill!: Marshall Stack Hits The Dirt in Hogtown
By Marshall Stack, TORONTO-
The Canadian spring is now nearing lateness, and all about is green with life. Squirrels are screaming in the trees as raccoons shuffle earthward to defecate.
Posted in Canaduh
Tagged brutal, guns, jazzercise, kill, marshall stack, summer, thebrutaltimes, times, toronto, vacation
5 Comments
Plagiarism Scandal Rocks Toronto, Shatters New Year Calm
By Hank Bonner, TORONTO – Michael Conti, a Grade 10 student honor student at Toronto’s prestigious Central
Technical School found himself at the centre of a
fierce dispute between his parents, a highly-revered teacher, and
school administrators Thursday morning.
Posted in Canaduh, Featured Brutality
Tagged canada, grade 10, hank bonner, hip hop dance, plaigarism, the brutal times, toronto
8 Comments
Ringo Wrote John’s Songs
Starr, 78, was in snow-covered Toronto to promote his new film “Caveman 2″, a just-completed sequel to his 1986 smash “Caveman” – a film made entirely in Aramaic, a full twenty years before Mel Gibson’s “The Passion of the Christ”.