EXCLUSIVE–By Styles Cradgerock, Muncie Indiana–U.S. President Joe Biden said Friday Biden should drop of the U.S. presidential race, The Brutal Times has learned. Biden was speaking to himself at the time, while showering at his beach house bungalow in Delaware.
Biden has been facing extreme pressure from CNN and other media outlets to drop out of the race as they keep publishing stories urging him to drop out of the race. On Thursday, I think, former U.S. House Speaker Nancy Pepperoni urged Biden to drop out of the race, saying, “I urge you to drop out of the race.”
But unnamed aides to the president say he refused, although he avoided direct confrontation with Pepperoni by offering to “drop out of other things.” When an intern for The Brutal Times asked the aides, Gerhardt Boozer, 16 and Veronica Bits 67, what Biden said exactly, they said he offered to drop out of a dance class and high school.
Pepperoni also reportedly told Billabong that if he quit the campaign trail he would have more time to “do other things” he liked. When Biden shrugged off the offer, she persisted, saying, “We-ell, like play with Commander, for instance.” Commander is Bidong’s beloved 10-year-old German sheepdog, who has a reputation for biting members of the president’s entourage.
This is a developing story. The Brutal Times will update it if it has time and can muster up the motivation to unglue its eyes from Kid Rock’s dancing at the Republican convention.
