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Warm Topic Archives: war on terror
Hold the Lettuce: Afghan War Spoilers!
By Styles Cradgerock, YOUR MOMMA – Yes, thundercat! Weekend war watchers all over the world (Florida?) are pee-oh’d this morning to find that WikiLeaks has leaked a whole slewload of spoilers aspoiling how the bumpin’ Afghan intervention is gonna end
Obama Taps Bush for ‘War on Nature’
By Styles Cradgerock, WASHINGTON – Coming hot on the heels of his Nobel Peace Prize win, US president Barack Obama has spiced up the biggest humanitarian tragedy thus far in 2010 by tapping his former political rival George W. Bush to head the rescue effort in Haiti, along with former president Bill Clinton.
What what what?!?
Most Parties Bad, Study Shows
By The Serge, LOS ANGELES – Prestigious Caribbean think tank MyGoodies released what amounts to a 35-year landmark study on parties, “Parties: a Study”, today at Denny’s.
Most parties are bad.
Bin Laden: Al Qaeda to Cut Part-Timers, Close Schools
By Styles Cradgerock, with Minx Cradgerock , PARIS – As hard times are felt all across the globe due to the worsening of the financial crisis everyone is looking for ways to pinch pennies and froog to the new frugal beat of 2009.
Posted in Presidential Daily Brief Tagged al qaeda, al queda, anderson cooper, barry hussein, global economic crisis, global financial crisis, jarjar binks, job cuts, osama bin laden, part-time job cuts, Presidential Daily Brief, riyadh, saudi arabia, styles cradgerock, the brutal times, war on terror, you tube 1 Comment
‘Jar Jar Binks Hiding in Iran’ – US State Dept Official
By Barry Hussein, WASHINGTON – As George W. Bush tidies up the last remaining loose ends of his 8 year stint as U.S. president an official at the state department, speaking anonymously, stated yesterday that soon-to-be-released documents will show Al […]
Librarians Threaten National Security
By Marshall Stack (NEW YORK CITY) -At the Pinecrest Public Libary in Quikton, things just aren’t the same. Gone are the boisterous crowds of youngsters eager to chew the fat in low whispers about their favorite scribes. No longer […]
My Friend’s Friend Is In Al Qaeda!
TOKYO, Japan (CNN) — Japan’s justice minister said “a friend of a friend … is a member of al Qaeda” and had entered the country several times, using various passports, an officer of the Justice Ministry told CNN. Hatoyama says […]
Posted in Schadenfreude Tagged al quaeda, Japan, schadenfreude, the brutal times, tokyo, war on terror 1 Comment