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Warm Topic Archives: axl rose
Guns N’ Roses Tour Began 2 Years Ago – Minus Axl
By DJ Salinger, TAMPA – Troubling signs that the band formerly known as Guns N’ Roses (the group officially changed their name to N’ earlier this year) mistakenly began the worldwide tour for their semen release album “Chinese Democracy” minus lead singer Axl Rose continue to pop up online.
Posted in Thinking Man's Rock
Tagged axl rose, chinese democracy, chinese democracy tour, dj salinger, guns and roses, guns n roses, N', slash, the brutal times, yoyogi koen
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New Fear for Michael:Rock n’ Roll Heaven is ‘Full’
By DJ Salinger, LOS ANGELES – Kurt Cobain, Jimi Hendrix, The Notorious B.I.G., Cindi Lauper – all were stars trying to make it in the City of Angels who died trying before they ever got an honest break.
And now added to the list, former Jackson 5 frontman, singing sensation Michael Jackson.
Posted in Thinking Man's Rock
Tagged axl rose, barista, bun e carlos, celebrity deaths, cindi lauper, dj salinger, eco whites, euythmics, g n' r, guns and roses, jackson 5, jimi hendrix, king of pop, los angeles, michael jackson, new fear for michael, north korea, phil collins, rock and roll heaven, rockn roll heaven, talk talk, the brutal times, the notorious b.i.g., Thinking Man's Rock, tupaccheap trick
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‘I Went Camping with Axl Rose’ Cock Blocker Insists
By Cock Blocker, Honorable Prime Minister du Canada, Special to The Brutal Times, Tender Foot Provincial Park, Northern Ont. CANADA -
So, seriously I know it was him!
I prefer to camp alone because my job is shit and my wife’s a bitch and she hates camping. I like to come out as soon as the locks thaw out enough to get the doors open.
Posted in Presidential Daily Brief
Tagged axl rose, camping, canada, cock blocker, cockblocker, guns n roses, the brutal times
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Guns N’ Roses Change Name to N’
By DJ Salinger, LOS ANGELES – This city of Angels, made popular by the once popular Red Hot Chili Peppers, was shock-rocked late this afternoon when Horace the town crier, who has replaced the LA Times as the most-often consulted news source, cried “GN’R change name to N’, GN’R change name to N’”.
George Lucas to Shoot Chinese Democracy Videos
George Lucas is ready to rumble. Locked and loaded with energy after the stunning success of his latest act of self-sabotage Indiana Jones and the Crystal Skull, the gruff-as-ever Lucas confirmed Monday that he is slated to direct the first of seven videos from Guns N’ Roses fresh out the oven Chinese Democracy album.