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Warm Topic Archives: ipod
Hillary Clinton Announces 2112 Presidential Run
By Styles Cradgerock, TEXAS – Hot on the heels of the crushing body blow delivered to the U.S. President, the American Barack Obama by his party’s mid-term election upset, the question on everybody’s chapped lips is, “Will she run?” (“she” being Hillary, and “run” being for Mr. Obama’s current jobbie as leader of the free world).
Town criers and barely able to function baristas peppered Mrs. Clinton, whom also goes by the nom de plume Hillary, with questions about her height, favorite foods, and iPod contents.
“How about in 2016?” pressed Brutal Times intern Pfaff Onclear, 15, in between bites of a chicken falafel.
Apple & Rubix Unveil iPube
By Smia Oots, BRISBANE – Choosing balmy Brisbane as the setting to showcase their first joint venture, former arch rivals Apple Computer and Rubix blew everyone’s jets when they unveiled what industry insiders are saying is revving up to be the hit of the summer.
What is it?
Meet – the iPube.
Posted in Special Report
Tagged apple, brisbane, gadgets, gizmos, ipod, iPube, pubes, rubix cube, smia oots, the brutal times
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Animals to Get Own Internet by 2010
By Smia Oots, LONDON – As members from the G-20 gathered up their satchels and moved their drinks carefully away from table edges and other popular spill zones British Prime Minister Gordon Brown shock-rocked fans with new that animals will get their own Internet by 2010.
“Animals will get their own Internet by 2010,” he said.
Posted in Disco Island
Tagged 2010, animals, G-20, gadgets, gordon brown, ipod, ipod touch, smia oots, technology, the brutal times, the Internet
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Oh-oh, Ah-ha Change Name to Uh-huh
By DJ Salinger, SEATTLE – One of the most influential shock-rock groups on the Seattle grunge scene, Ah-ha, have announced plans to change their name to Uh-huh.
Posted in Hollywood Pap
Tagged a-ha, band name changes, dj salinger, ipod, lars ulrich, sammy hagar, seattle, seattle grunge music, the brutal times, Thinking Man's Rock, uh-huh
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Guns N’ Roses Change Name to N’
By DJ Salinger, LOS ANGELES – This city of Angels, made popular by the once popular Red Hot Chili Peppers, was shock-rocked late this afternoon when Horace the town crier, who has replaced the LA Times as the most-often consulted news source, cried “GN’R change name to N’, GN’R change name to N'”.