Warm Topic Archives: Conversational Gold

Two Monks Go Into a Starbucks

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By Yves Dropper, The Holy City of Toronto, COLLEGE N’ ST. GEORGE STARBUCKS – So, two monks go into a Starbucks, sit down n’ bitch.

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Starbucks Customer Gives Staff Explosive Royal Snuberoo

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By Yves Dropper, Toronto, COLLEGE STREET STARBUCKS –

YOUNG FRIENDLY FEMALE STAFF MEMBER (sweeping up trash gathered at the Brutal Times galoshes):

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3-Year-old Already Knows the F-word and more!

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By Yves Dropper, Toronto, COLLEGE STREET STARBUCKS -

Joined in progress – 3 young moms are talking, nodding in agreement.

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Toronto Mom Does Not Take any Shit from Her Kids

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By Yves Dropper, Toronto, RIVIERA BAKERY – Moms are moms. They have it hard. Livin’ in the city, livin’ it up, not givin’ it up they lay down the Ja Rules for all to see.

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‘I Love Barbie’ Says 5-Year-Old Boy

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By Yves Dropper, Special to The Brutal Times, TORONTO – As Toronto spreads its broken wings and learns to fly this was a moment that was only waiting to arrive.

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Young Roppongi Drunk: ‘My Dick is Your Dick’

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TOKYO (Roppongi) Sun. June 20/The New Lex 3:02am – The Brutal Times and a friendo were moping the floor with their faces as youngsters jammed their pointy double-jointed elbows into our crotches and guts.

Lady Gaga sang about the things that really make us tick.

No one was anywhere near getting any play.

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Japanese Man Critiques Bukowski

By Yves Dropper, Tokyo, SHIBUYA – Fri. Apr. 18/Tower Records 9th Floor English Books Section 8:42pm – The Brutal Times is standing reading a Charles Bukowski novel. A fucker comes up. “You…liiike it?!?” Big eyes. Big face. Free English. “I […]

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