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Warm Topic Archives: Conversational Gold
Two Monks Go Into a Starbucks
By Yves Dropper, The Holy City of Toronto, COLLEGE N’ ST. GEORGE STARBUCKS – So, two monks go into a Starbucks, sit down n’ bitch.
Joined in progress -
Starbucks Customer Gives Staff Explosive Royal Snuberoo
By Yves Dropper, Toronto, COLLEGE STREET STARBUCKS –
YOUNG FRIENDLY FEMALE STAFF MEMBER (sweeping up trash gathered at the Brutal Times galoshes):
3-Year-old Already Knows the F-word and more!
By Yves Dropper, Toronto, COLLEGE STREET STARBUCKS -
Joined in progress – 3 young moms are talking, nodding in agreement.
Toronto Mom Does Not Take any Shit from Her Kids
By Yves Dropper, Toronto, RIVIERA BAKERY – Moms are moms. They have it hard. Livin’ in the city, livin’ it up, not givin’ it up they lay down the Ja Rules for all to see.
‘I Love Barbie’ Says 5-Year-Old Boy
By Yves Dropper, Special to The Brutal Times, TORONTO – As Toronto spreads its broken wings and learns to fly this was a moment that was only waiting to arrive.
Young Roppongi Drunk: ‘My Dick is Your Dick’
TOKYO (Roppongi) Sun. June 20/The New Lex 3:02am – The Brutal Times and a friendo were moping the floor with their faces as youngsters jammed their pointy double-jointed elbows into our crotches and guts.
Lady Gaga sang about the things that really make us tick.
No one was anywhere near getting any play.
Japanese Man Critiques Bukowski
By Yves Dropper, Tokyo, SHIBUYA – Fri. Apr. 18/Tower Records 9th Floor English Books Section 8:42pm – The Brutal Times is standing reading a Charles Bukowski novel. A fucker comes up. “You…liiike it?!?” Big eyes. Big face. Free English. “I [...]
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