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Warm Topic Archives: yves dropper
Can James Cameron’s Emoticon Save the Silver Screen?
By Yves Dropper, HOLLYWOOD- Hollywood, land of long boulevards, sweeping palm trees and ocean views. Keanu Reeves was born here. Underneath one’s feet, the handprints, and yes, even feetprints of a million actors and…oh, forget it. Word here is that […]
Two Monks Go Into a Starbucks
By Yves Dropper, The Holy City of Toronto, COLLEGE N’ ST. GEORGE STARBUCKS – So, two monks go into a Starbucks, sit down n’ bitch.
Joined in progress –
Starbucks Customer Gives Staff Explosive Royal Snuberoo
By Yves Dropper, Toronto, COLLEGE STREET STARBUCKS –
YOUNG FRIENDLY FEMALE STAFF MEMBER (sweeping up trash gathered at the Brutal Times galoshes):
3-Year-old Already Knows the F-word and more!
By Yves Dropper, Toronto, COLLEGE STREET STARBUCKS –
Joined in progress – 3 young moms are talking, nodding in agreement.
‘I Love Barbie’ Says 5-Year-Old Boy
By Yves Dropper, Special to The Brutal Times, TORONTO – As Toronto spreads its broken wings and learns to fly this was a moment that was only waiting to arrive.
Young Roppongi Drunk: ‘My Dick is Your Dick’
TOKYO (Roppongi) Sun. June 20/The New Lex 3:02am – The Brutal Times and a friendo were moping the floor with their faces as youngsters jammed their pointy double-jointed elbows into our crotches and guts.
Lady Gaga sang about the things that really make us tick.
No one was anywhere near getting any play.
Japanese Man Critiques Bukowski
By Yves Dropper, Tokyo, SHIBUYA – Fri. Apr. 18/Tower Records 9th Floor English Books Section 8:42pm – The Brutal Times is standing reading a Charles Bukowski novel. A fucker comes up. “You…liiike it?!?” Big eyes. Big face. Free English. “I […]
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Shibuya Model Wants To ‘Get Into Photography’
By Yves Dropper, Tokyo, SHIBUYA, Mon. Nov.26/Royal Host Restaurant 1:12pm – A sexy young Canadian model sitting alone in a nearly empty Tokyo Royal Host diner chatted intensely with an unseen female friend on the other end of her Docomo […]