Young Roppongi Drunk: ‘My Dick is Your Dick’

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By Yves Dropper, Tokyo, ROPPONGI, Sun. June 20/The New Lex 3:02am – The Brutal Times and a friendo were moping the floor with their faces as youngsters jammed their pointy double-jointed elbows into our crotches and guts.

Lady Gaga sang about the things that really make us tick.

No one was anywhere near getting any play.

Haven’t you heard?

Roppongi is a sausagefest.

Just then Jimmy Jam-san strolled up, the proverbial Business Jesus – a little Sid Vicious mixed in with just a dab of Charlie Sheen circa 1987 Wall Street.

“My dick – is your dick”, he offered grinning from ear to ear.

And then – “I have the yellow feeeever!”

Sidney Charlie!

This young drunkman could be penning speeches for the President-elect.

“Iran – my dick is your dick.”

They’re just words. But they bring people together.

And they come from a place of love.

About Yves Dropper

Do you have an interesting story to tell all locked up inside of you? I'll bet you do! And just in case you get liquored up enough to tell it in public, you can count on veteran BT sideshow and critic of garage erotica Yves Dropper to tell it for you! Not happy with what Yves is doing by his lonesome? Set on embarrassing yourself, your friends, family and coworkers as Yours Truly? Drop Yves a line at thebrutaltimes.com and if they live up to the toweringly high standard known as conversational gold, he promises to use all your stories just like they were all his own.
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4 Responses to Young Roppongi Drunk: ‘My Dick is Your Dick’

  1. figbun says:

    should’ve tazed him, bro

  2. billy says:

    Or do they!?! ah ha ha ha – you fergot your punchline! Ah h ha ha!

  3. minako says:

    hi!! i’m minako, japans girl. i wanna go ropongi sooo much!!

  4. goffer says:

    hi minako!! what’s your favorite Japanese food? Do you like mac shake?

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