By Yves Dropper, The Holy City of Toronto, COLLEGE N’ ST. GEORGE STARBUCKS – So, two monks go into a Starbucks, sit down n’ bitch.
Joined in progress –
“So, breathing…could be like…what sex used to be like…previously.”
MONK 2 nods in agreement.
On being a monk:
“I think it’s harder…to go 9-5 at some other crappy job.”
And – On whether to stay in for the long haul or bail out now:
“Let’s say I go up in another 10 years…come out with 400 grand…I could go up at any minute…carpal tunnel syndrome…do I really need another 100 grand?”
And – On what others would think about bein’ a monk fer so long:
“[They might say] what did you do with those 10 years?”
“I was a monk in a forest…sounds a bit suspicious.”
Why are you laughing?