Starbucks Customer Gives Staff Explosive Royal Snuberoo

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By Yves Dropper, Toronto, COLLEGE STREET STARBUCKS -

YOUNG FRIENDLY FEMALE STAFF MEMBER (sweeping up trash gathered at the Brutal Times galoshes):

“People were especially using the floor as the garbage today.”

BT: “That’s OK.”

YFFSM, to CATATONIC PSYCHO DUDE ON COMFY CHAIR BY DOOR (still sweeping):

“Thinking deep thoughts?”

CATATONIC:

YFFSM:

“Just resting?”

CATATONIC (Eyes popping out like raw eggs):

“..wwwwWHAAAAATTTT?!?!?!”

Understand?!?

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2 Responses to Starbucks Customer Gives Staff Explosive Royal Snuberoo

  1. cassandra m says:

    is that shatner in the ‘bucks?

  2. beth lee says:

    Typical hogwash aimed to make us quake in fear, right? I, for one am going to make starbucks a bigger part of my workaday world from now on.

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