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Warm Topic Archives: cockblocker
‘I Went Camping with Axl Rose’ Cock Blocker Insists
By Cock Blocker, Honorable Prime Minister du Canada, Special to The Brutal Times, Tender Foot Provincial Park, Northern Ont. CANADA –
So, seriously I know it was him!
I prefer to camp alone because my job is shit and my wife’s a bitch and she hates camping. I like to come out as soon as the locks thaw out enough to get the doors open.
Posted in Presidential Daily Brief
Tagged axl rose, camping, canada, cock blocker, cockblocker, guns n roses, the brutal times
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Cock Blocker Leaves Canada Open for Anarchy
By Marshall Stack, TORONTO – As winter whips its icy way through this Eastern Canadian business capital the only thing that can match the plummeting market descent are the near -100 degree C plummeting temps. And the only place to warm your balls may be the nearest local pub.
But wait. Someone is knocking at the door. Could it be – anarchy?
2 McDonald’s Cheeseburgers Are Cheaper Than 1 Double Cheeseburger
By Grande Chef Otto, TOKYO- As world food prices soar and balloon out of control prestigious Caribbean think tank MyGoodies is reporting that on site inspections conclusively indicate that 2 McDonald’s cheeseburgers are cheaper than one double cheeseburger. “We found […]
DIY Organ Transplants – Easier Than You Thought
By Brutal Times Health Watch Doctor Wayne McGillicutty, SMILES – You may have foolishly thought that major operations like transplants were best left to surgeons in hospitals, but one Toronto area man is seeking to change all that. “The myth […]
Daemon Mailer Tazed At Canadian Airport
By El Toro, TORONTO – Flamboyant Internet pioneer Daemon Mailer was rushed to Toronto’s Grace Hospital early this morning after being repeatedly tazed in front of shocked onlookers at Pearson International Airport. Mailer, who witnesses said appeared “between 30 and […]
Posted in Canaduh, Latest Brutality
Tagged bbfuncorp, canadian airport, cockblocker, daemon mailer, el toro, styles cradgerock, tazer, the bridle path, the brutal times
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