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Warm Topic Archives: brutal
My New Year Resolution: I Want Oprah’s Boobs
By Yana, (Special to The Brutal Times) SANTA MONICA – I don’t know about you, but in my social circle all the huffing and puffing around Oprah Winfrey’s boobs has consumed most of my winter holiday. People just could not – I mean could not leave Oprah’s boobs alone.
Posted in Ordinary People
Tagged brutal, christmas, oprah, oprah's boobs, Ordinary People, sex, the brutal times, the holiday season, turkey
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George Lucas to Shoot Chinese Democracy Videos
George Lucas is ready to rumble. Locked and loaded with energy after the stunning success of his latest act of self-sabotage Indiana Jones and the Crystal Skull, the gruff-as-ever Lucas confirmed Monday that he is slated to direct the first of seven videos from Guns N’ Roses fresh out the oven Chinese Democracy album.
Poll: Cool People ‘Don’t Feel Cool Enough’
Forget the global financial crisis. A new shocking wave of global concern is shock-rocking shoppers and commuters and threatening to add more lumps to everybody’s gravy, even those who chose not to order it. The cause for concern? Prestigious Caribbean think tank MyGoodies announced yesterday at Denny’s that according to in-depth research most cool people “don’t feel cool enough”.
Posted in Hollywood Pap, Latest Brutality, Schadenfreude
Tagged afghanistan, bloggerthe brutal times, brutal, coffee, confidence, cool people, el toro, Iraq, mygoodies, pinch, pricey, psychology, sex, starbucks, tokyo
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Oprah’s Boobs ‘Too Hot to Handle’
By El Toro, OHIO – As memory of the three most boring presidential debates in history (excepting 1976’s Jimmy Carter vs himself) fade and pool in globs of earthy muck, word has surfaced through leaked campaign memos that both candidates […]
Kill!Kill!Kill!: Marshall Stack Hits The Dirt in Hogtown
By Marshall Stack, TORONTO-
The Canadian spring is now nearing lateness, and all about is green with life. Squirrels are screaming in the trees as raccoons shuffle earthward to defecate.
Posted in Canaduh
Tagged brutal, guns, jazzercise, kill, marshall stack, summer, thebrutaltimes, times, toronto, vacation
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