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Warm Topic Archives: vacation
Ola! Cuba Is Mucho Zesty!
By Brad Bremner, (Special to the Brutal Times) Cuba, VERADERO –
Someone just fucking shoot me. Seriously, I got wasted on mojitos* and passed out in the sun. (* Cuban beverage containing vitamin A, B12, and powerful intoxicants and properties to enlarge feet and buttocks).
Now I’m lying here basted in fifty dollar sunburn lotion by the bar and I’m just going to stay pissed until either I fuckin’ die or the nightmare ends. They really should warn you about those goddamned minty drinks, don’t you think?
Posted in Ordinary People
Tagged Backpackers, commie, cuba, havana, holidays, pool, raspberry beret, ringo starr, scooters, the brutal times, vacation, zesty
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Kill!Kill!Kill!: Marshall Stack Hits The Dirt in Hogtown
By Marshall Stack, TORONTO-
The Canadian spring is now nearing lateness, and all about is green with life. Squirrels are screaming in the trees as raccoons shuffle earthward to defecate.
Posted in Canaduh
Tagged brutal, guns, jazzercise, kill, marshall stack, summer, thebrutaltimes, times, toronto, vacation
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