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Warm Topic Archives: barista
Life Metal Gives Hope to Seniors, Pets
By DJ Salinger DEMOCRATIC PEOPLES’ REPUBLIC OF IKEA – Despite all the bad-mouthing, and the crushing of neighbors’ fingers in doorjambs at 2am, and the laughing and pointing, despite the cynicism and the ism, a new hope hath arriveded, just in time for Halloween.
Life metal.
Libraries are Killing the Internet
By Daemon Mailer, SAN FRANCISCO – San Francisco, home of the Whopper, pizza, the iPod Touch and the Internet. Its citizens are full of themselves.
Ask them for directions and receive the snub of a lifetime.
“We’re the greatest,” says Pauline Faine, 10, a barista in the trendy Haight-Ashbury stoner district.
But now something else San Francisco invented is killing the Internet: Libraries.
Posted in Disco Island, Exclusive!
Tagged barista, daemon mailer, goldman sachs, haight-ashbury, ipod touch, libraries, pizza, san francisco, the brutal times, the Internet, the whopper, union square
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Neil Young Nude Challenges, Disappoints
By DJ Salinger, VERMONT – 517,9876 fans gathered here on the eroding muddy banks of what was once merely a disenchanted unmarried farmer’s spinach farm to hear acts as diverse as Mozart Jr., to Venom and Neil Young (from Canada).
The 167th annual KISSS-FM New Horizons Festa, sponsored by homegrown ristorante Ssh…Kebab, featured special additions to this year’s programme that shocked some.
Neil Young performed nude.
Posted in Exclusive!, Thinking Man's Rock
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New Fear for Michael: Rock n’ Roll Heaven is ‘Full’
By DJ Salinger, LOS ANGELES – Kurt Cobain, Jimi Hendrix, The Notorious B.I.G., Cindi Lauper – all were stars trying to make it in the City of Angels who died trying before they ever got an honest break.
And now added to the list, former Jackson 5 frontman, singing sensation Michael Jackson.
Posted in Thinking Man's Rock
Tagged axl rose, barista, bun e carlos, celebrity deaths, cindi lauper, dj salinger, eco whites, euythmics, g n' r, guns and roses, jackson 5, jimi hendrix, king of pop, los angeles, michael jackson, new fear for michael, north korea, phil collins, rock and roll heaven, rockn roll heaven, talk talk, the brutal times, the notorious b.i.g., Thinking Man's Rock, tupaccheap trick
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