Warm Topic Archives: jar jar binks

Bin Laden Nixes Blu-Ray, Opts for VHS

March 14, 2009

By Styles Cradgerock, 177 Dusty Meadow Road, PAKISTAN – Classic War on Terror action figure and actual mass murderer Osama bin Laden is alienating younger followers this morning in his hideout with news that “all 2009 al Qaeda videos will be issued on VHS only”.

Nooooooo.

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‘Jar Jar Binks Hiding in Iran’ – US State Dept Official

July 27, 2008

By Barry Hussein, WASHINGTON – As George W. Bush tidies up the last remaining loose ends of his 8 year stint as U.S. president an official at the state department, speaking anonymously, stated yesterday that soon-to-be-released documents will show Al […]

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