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Warm Topic Archives: madonna
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By Smia Oots, TOKYO – Obama.
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Madonna is Old
By DJ Salinger, NEW YORK CITY – A growing body of experts and everyday people – a hodgepodge of scientists, spoilt academics and eveyday stereomoms, whathaveyou, say Madonna “is old”.
“It’s irrefutable,” ejaculated Kenny Habh, 9, who has studied Madonna since he was 5. “Her face looks like takoyaki.” (‘Takoyaki’ is Japanese for ‘octopus pancake’.)
Posted in Thinking Man's Rock
Tagged africa, britney spears, cnn, dj salinger, lady gaga, madonna, madonna.aging, sean penn, stereomoms, takoyaki, the brutal times, the Internet, world music
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Madonna Wants to Adopt a Canadian
By DJ Salinger, TORONTO – Charismatic wall of spunk Canadian Prime Minister Cock Blocker is preparing Team Blocker to deal with Madonna over her rumored plans to adopt a Canadian before summer’s end.
“Le priminister du Canada, Monseiur Cocque Blocquer will not permit such a thing to happen without much money flowing into his secret pants pocket,” insisted Remy LeFontaine, 12.
Senator…Madonna? New Yorkers Want Material Girl to Run
As CNN persists in its coverage of that boring Gaza invasion by Israel, center of the Earth, New York City is all hopped up and ready over what everyone here all ready knows is really 2009’s top story: the effort to draft Madonna as New York’s new senator.
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Tagged caroline kennedy, cnn, dj salinger, hollywood pap, madonna, new york, new york senate seat vacancy, Presidential Daily Brief, senator...madonna? new yorkers want material girl to run, the brutal times, the serge, Thinking Man's Rock, top news story, us politics
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