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Warm Topic Archives: new york
Batman Fires Robin
By Smia Oots, NEW YORK CITY – The tentacles of the global economic crisis, or GECK as it is lovingly known by fans, have finally reached Gotham City itself, and into the Louis Vuitton pocketbook of the Batman himself.
Commissioner Gordon announced through his FaceBook homepage that “Batman has fired Robin,” effective as of 4pm this Tuesday March 10.
Posted in Special Report Tagged batman, captain america, facebook, fired, global financial crisis, jobless, new york, obama, robin, smia oots, the brutal times, the falcon 1 Comment
Dark Knight Angered By Presidential ‘Snub’
By El Toro, NEW YORK CITY – As six former US presidents sat down for a delicious lunch with President George W Bush and president-elect Barack Obama every face at the table beamed with bi-partisan glee.
Posted in Highlighted Brutality, Hollywood Pap, Presidential Daily Brief Tagged barack obama, batman, el toro, gotham city, iphone, lunch with obama bush and other presidents, new york, Presidential Daily Brief, snub, ssh...kebab, the brutal times, the dark night, us politics, washington, wasted, youtube 1 Comment
Senator…Madonna? New Yorkers Want Material Girl to Run
As CNN persists in its coverage of that boring Gaza invasion by Israel, center of the Earth, New York City is all hopped up and ready over what everyone here all ready knows is really 2009’s top story: the effort to draft Madonna as New York’s new senator.
Posted in Hollywood Pap, Latest Brutality Tagged caroline kennedy, cnn, dj salinger, hollywood pap, madonna, new york, new york senate seat vacancy, Presidential Daily Brief, senator...madonna? new yorkers want material girl to run, the brutal times, the serge, Thinking Man's Rock, top news story, us politics 1 Comment
Casual Mondays Plan Raises Alarm at Goldman Sachs
By Business Jesus, NEW YORK CITY- With financial markets in turmoil this week after industry giant Lehman Brothers disintegrated and the once most reliable player on the scene, Merrill Lynch, was gobbled up by the Bank of America, traders and […]
This Heat is Killing Me!
By Todd U. Janeway (Special to the Brutal Times) – Oh God! Oh Gawwwwwwwwwd! This heat is killing me! I mean, don’t get me wrong – I like to think of myself as a “summer person” by nature. I like […]
Posted in Ordinary People Tagged heatwave, kayaking, new york, Ordinary People, the brutal times, unprofessional conduct 3 Comments