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Warm Topic Archives: washington
Obama: “Our Balls Are To The Wall”
January 21, 2009
By The Serge, WASHINGTON – An estimated two million people braved freezing temps to hear 44th president of the United States Barack Obama be sworn into office in this snow-covered city yesterday. And most of ’em stuck around for a little while after to hear him deliver his first speech as America’s new commander-in-chief.
“These are trying times,” Obama began as onlookers shouted and hollered in agreement. “Our balls are to the wall,” he went on.
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Obama Inauguration Spoiler: ‘I’m Celibate’
January 15, 2009
By The Serge, WASHINGTON – President-elect Barack Obama is poised to reveal a new direction for America just days from now.
Among the prominent speaking points in Mr Obama’s inauguration speech will be his official announcement of his celibacy,The Brutal Times has learned.
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Dark Knight Angered By Presidential ‘Snub’
January 8, 2009
By El Toro, NEW YORK CITY – As six former US presidents sat down for a delicious lunch with President George W Bush and president-elect Barack Obama every face at the table beamed with bi-partisan glee.
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