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Warm Topic Archives: eminem
Lip Synching Keeps Lips Looking Young and Alive
By Petit Rowley, Special to The Brutal Times, DETROIT – “Lip synching keeps lips looking young and alive,” tweeted town tween Tariq Bozzio, 29 and a half, Tuesday.
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Tagged billy's bank, boiled beans, Bon Jovi, christmas 2012, detroit sidewalk chalk artists, eminem, lip synching keeps lips looking young and alive, michael jackson, mick jagger, Ordinary People, radio shack, radiohead, ray goolens, shoebox, starbucks, the brutal times.com, the butal times
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New Brahms Album Spoilers Rock Cafe Society
By DJ Salinger, BERLIN – Say the name Brahms and what comes to mind? Brahms, probably. But for die hard Brahms fans, the name Brahms has become synonymous with some of the world’s filthiest curse words.
Know why?
Brahms hasn’t put out an album since 1897.
Boring
By Smia Oots, TOKYO – Obama.
Arcade Fire.
Twitter.
Your iPhone.
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Tagged afghanistan, arcade fire, atom egoyan, avril, Ban Ki-moon, bars, beer, ben folds, bill clinton, boring, china, cocaine, cock blocker, dr.dre, egypt, eminem, england, facebook, green day, h&m, hillary hot rodham clinton, hole, iphone, iran, james cameron, japanese tv celebs, john mccain, kid rock, madonna, michael moore, mohammed el baradei, obama, oliver stone, radiohead, REM, rihanna, smia oots, snoop dogg, social networking, sting, sum 41, the british royal family, the brutal times, the foo fighters, the japanese royal family, the onion, the pixies, the simpsons, tokyo, tony blair, twitter, U2, vice magazine, wilco minus jay, williamsburg
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Man Pays Twice For Same Meal
By Smia Oots (with InfoSandwich News Services) SAN FRANCISCO – Reports are everywhere on the Web this morning speculating that a Bay area man has paid twice for the same meal.
The man who is as yet unidentified bears little or some resemblance to reclusive hip hop singing sensation Eminem.
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Tagged big dick, eminem, facebook, family budget, food, global economic crisis.depression 2.0, global financial crisis, hip hop, how not to save on meals, ipd touch, ipod touch, meals, philosophy, san francisco, saving, smia oots, the brutal times, young crowd, youtube
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