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Warm Topic Archives: radiohead
Lip Synching Keeps Lips Looking Young and Alive
By Petit Rowley, Special to The Brutal Times, DETROIT – “Lip synching keeps lips looking young and alive,” tweeted town tween Tariq Bozzio, 29 and a half, Tuesday.
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Clones Ruffle Identical Twins’ Feathers
By Smia Oots, HOLLYWOOD – As more and more clones move into the neighborhood and take jobs belonging to identical twins a growing echo of whining is spirally out of control in online chat rooms and some of the worst-kept public rest rooms in the city.
“I don’t like clones, ok?” ejaculated Uger Goolens, 16, a hedge fund manager at Goldman Sachs. His identical twin, Lawrence Goolens, 56, nodded in agreement. “They ruffle my feathers,” Uger went on.
Posted in Hollywood Pap Tagged billy, clones, coldplay, goldman sachs, hollywood, identical twins, radiohead, ruffle feathers, smia oots, subway vigilantes, the brutal times, toyota, university of tokyo 2 Comments
Mythical Thom Yorke Comedy Album Found
By DJ Salinger, LONDON – Brits cheered news this morning that the holy grail of Radiohead fans – a lost Thom Yorke stand up comedy triple album, had been found under a box of Kleenex in a Los Angeles record producer’s gated estate.
Posted in Thinking Man's Rock Tagged castro, comedy albums, cuba, dj salinger, facebook, fluffer, illegal downloading, iran, iran unrest, kim jong-il, kleenex, los angeles, lost albums, north koreas, obama, phil spector, rachel spector, radiohead, stand up comedy, the brutal times, the flu, Thinking Man's Rock, thom yorke 4 Comments
New Radiohead Album ‘Too Soon, Too Soon’ Say Fans
By DJ Salinger, ENGLAND (London) – For those select few lucky enough to be gathered at 19 Breithoss Crossing Place the event held this Sunday evening was one approaching a religious experience. Popular British Deepresso artists Radiohead slipped quietly past the mass media radar, and ingeniously, by holding their secret first listening party one month after the album’s official mainstream release, once again had many music industry veterans feeling baffled and a trifle out of touch.
Posted in Thinking Man's Rock Tagged brutal times, deepresso, dj salinger, in rainbows, new radiohead, radiohead, the brutal times, Thinking Man's Rock 13 Comments
Thom Yorke Addicted To Bananas
LONDON, England (The Brutal Times)- A man named Thom Yorke who locals say sings songs for the punk rock group “Radio Heads” is reported to be addicted to bananas. The shocking new news was broken by the band’s long-time best […]
Posted in Highlighted Brutality, Thinking Man's Rock Tagged bananasa, deepresso, england, london, radiohead, secrets, styles cradgerock, the brutal times, thom yorke 3 Comments