Boring

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By Smia Oots, TOKYO – Obama.

Arcade Fire.

Twitter.

Your iPhone.

FaceBooger.

Social networking.

Williamsburg.

Tokyo.

China.

Egypt.

Hillary “Hot” Rodham Clinton.

Billiam Clinton.

Eminem.

Rihanna.

Green Day.

Sum 41.

April the Wine.

Toronto.

Cock Blocker.

Naoto Kan.

Right wing Japanese sound trucks.

Movies.

The University of Tokyo.

The University of Toronto.

Film school.

Snoop Doggie.

Dr. Dre.

Madonna.

Michael Moore.

Oliver Stone.

Atom Egoyan.

Bars.

The Simpsons.

Vice Magazine.

Mohammed El Baradei.

Cocaine.

Ban Ki Moon.

The Onion.

U2.

Stingk.

REM.

The Pixies.

Hole.

The Foo Fighters.

Ben Folds.

H&M.

England.

Afghanistan.

Iran.

James Cameron.

Tony Blair.

The British royal family.

The Japanese royal family.

Hip hop (rap).

John McCain.

Wilco minus Jay.

Radiohead.

Any current Japanese celebrity on television.

Kid Rock.

Beer.

About Smia Oots

Smia Oots is a free-floating wild card racked up on painkillers and an automated sequence of commands who came to Tokyo to pursue her interest in social drinking. Always in search of new moments that can only live on in recollection, Oots asks we put the Enlightenment behind us, stat.
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5 Responses to Boring

  1. underwood bach says:

    jesus, smia, with all the crap and villification i’ve gotta put up with at the office, when i manage to sneak onto bt for a little relief and now i gotta find your bullcrap? since when is the brtak times supposed to be an arbiter of taste and wisdom? who do u think you are – vice magazine?

  2. heifer says:

    somehow this post doesnt fit the brutal mold? a bit too much at the pub last night, darling?

  3. vkelic81 says:

    ben folds!? i love ben folds!!! he’s…the billy joel of 2011!!

  4. fiona jawne says:

    you forgot the ipad. i hate the ipad.

  5. milos foreplan says:

    canadians should enjoy everything. while they can.

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