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Warm Topic Archives: philosophy
Old People Live Longer
By El Toro, WASHINGTON – As Barack Obama America’s first president gears up to give all Americans universal health care, folks are leaning back in their chairs and on the couch to consider the results of a prestigious 60 year study that proves what most of us already knew:
Old people live longer.
“Old people, live longer than young people, ” said Tim Barnes, an unpaid intern at MyGoodies, a multi-billi0n-gazillion dollar tentacles around the world.
Man Pays Twice For Same Meal
By Smia Oots (with InfoSandwich News Services) SAN FRANCISCO – Reports are everywhere on the Web this morning speculating that a Bay area man has paid twice for the same meal.
The man who is as yet unidentified bears little or some resemblance to reclusive hip hop singing sensation Eminem.
Posted in Featured Brutality, Hollywood Pap
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Ancient Mayan Food Pyramid Unearthed
By Grande Chef Otto MEXICO (Tijuana) – Brutal April showers the last few weeks have kept Stateside tourists from making their annual after spring break pilgrimages to this holy city adding to the woes of local street musicians and artisans who survive by selling their creations to visiting US thrillseekers.
But early reports this morning suggest that Tijuana’s stormclouds may yet possess a silver lining.
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Tagged ancient mayan food pyramid unearthed, dec 21 2012, Grande Chef Otto, is 2012 the end of the world?, mayan calendar, mayan doomsday, mayans, mexico, my goodies, nutrition, philosophy, pyramids, silver lining, the brutal times, tijuana, will the world end in 2012?
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