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Warm Topic Archives: dj salinger
Tomb of the Unknown Session Musician Found Under Phil Spector’s House
By DJ Salinger, LOS ANGELES – Despite the general lack of interest, spell-binding stories keep surfacing regarding sensational superstar pop music producer Phil Spector, now imprisoned for murder inside the seaside Sing Sing prison.
Tuesday, a local L.A. lad appeared to have discovered a bottomless tomb under Spector’s mammoth residence/studio.
“I crawled under there looking for my baseball and I think I found a tomb full of unknown session musicians,” the boy, Darryl RJ Dennison, 37, said.
James Brown is Dead, China Says
By DJ Salinger, BEIJING – Early reports coming out of this world-class Olympic city are confirming what the rest of the world has believed to be true for well over a year – that James Brown has died.
Who Declares Flu a Pandemic
By DJ Salinger, NEW YORK CITY – Roger Waters and Pete Townshend of The Who declared swine flu “a pandemic” today at an historic concert/lecture given by the two towering talents at New York’s fantastic United Nations.
Posted in Sick Bay
Tagged dj salinger, doomsday, global recession, gloom, health advisories, Japan, ozzy, ozzy osbourne, pandemic, pete townshend, roger waters, Sick Bay, the brutal times, the who, trains
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Mythical Thom Yorke Comedy Album Found
By DJ Salinger, LONDON – Brits cheered news this morning that the holy grail of Radiohead fans – a lost Thom Yorke stand up comedy triple album, had been found under a box of Kleenex in a Los Angeles record producer’s gated estate.
Posted in Thinking Man's Rock
Tagged castro, comedy albums, cuba, dj salinger, facebook, fluffer, illegal downloading, iran, iran unrest, kim jong-il, kleenex, los angeles, lost albums, north koreas, obama, phil spector, rachel spector, radiohead, stand up comedy, the brutal times, the flu, Thinking Man's Rock, thom yorke
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Rush’s 2112 Estates Mostly Unsold
By DJ Salinger, TORONTO – Coveted Rush 2112 Estates mostly lie empty as people in this super funky fried chicken hipster town are rushing headlong instead towards more affordable housing.
“I really wanted a Rush condo,” said Basil Head, 43 “but I’m rushing headlong instead towards more affordable housing.”
But where, dude?
“In my mother’s basement – it’s got laundry.”
Posted in Exclusive!, Thinking Man's Rock
Tagged 2112, affordable housing, condos, dj salinger, economic crisis, hipsters, housing bubble, irony, markham, mcdonald's, my mother's basement, prog rock, real estate, record store clerks, rush, shopper's drug mart, stereomoms, the brutal times, Thinking Man's Rock, toronto real estate
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Oh-oh, Ah-ha Change Name to Uh-huh
By DJ Salinger, SEATTLE – One of the most influential shock-rock groups on the Seattle grunge scene, Ah-ha, have announced plans to change their name to Uh-huh.
Posted in Hollywood Pap
Tagged a-ha, band name changes, dj salinger, ipod, lars ulrich, sammy hagar, seattle, seattle grunge music, the brutal times, Thinking Man's Rock, uh-huh
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