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State Of The Union Spoiler: Iraq War ‘Ironic’ Bush Says

January 28, 2008 by the serge

By the serge, WASHINGTON (The Brutal Times) – In advance copies of tonight’s State of the Union address obtained by The Brutal Times, President George W Bush reveals his 2003 plan to invade Iraq was “ironic,” and insists that he […]

McCain Feels The Heat For Romulan ‘Slur’

January 14, 2008 by Barry Husein

By Barry Hussein, DETROIT- Freshly-minted Republican primary front-runner John McCain may have placed his chances of victory this Tuesday in Michigan in jeopardy. McCain, 71, who ran much of his campaign for the presidency in 2000 aboard a bus known […]

Hillary Stuck In Tight 3-Way With Obama And Edwards

January 3, 2008 by Styles Cradgerock

By Styles Cradgerock, IOWA – With both Democratic and Republican caucus members braving record-low freezing temps to root for their favored candidates early this morning, hushed voices in the Democratic camp were overheard whispering that former front runner Hillary Clinton […]

John Edwards Will Continue To Tell The Truth

November 18, 2007 by Styles Cradgerock

By Styles Craderock, Nevada, HENDERSON – A beaming US Democratic presidential candidate John Edwards told gathered members of the media and a smattering of locals Tuesday in Nevada that he “will continue to tell the truth, for the rest of […]