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Warm Topic Archives: Ordinary People
I Need my Coffee
By Deborah Haines, Special to The Brutal Times, BALTIMORE – I need my coffee. It’s so hard to focus on all the data that I have to punch into PC at the office (I’m a data entry professional). The first thing I do when I get into the office at 8:13am every morning is uncork my jumbo Starbucks tumbler (I call him Iron Man) and pour myself out a healthy dollop of swirling burbly black teeth rot.
Posted in Japan, Latest Brutality
Tagged baltimore, coffee, data entry, GM, good housekeeping, google, hotmail, iron man, kfc, needs, Ordinary People, pc, semi-conductors, starbucks, the brutal times
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My New Year Resolution: I Want Oprah’s Boobs
By Yana, (Special to The Brutal Times) SANTA MONICA – I don’t know about you, but in my social circle all the huffing and puffing around Oprah Winfrey’s boobs has consumed most of my winter holiday. People just could not – I mean could not leave Oprah’s boobs alone.
Posted in Ordinary People
Tagged brutal, christmas, oprah, oprah's boobs, Ordinary People, sex, the brutal times, the holiday season, turkey
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Sorry to Swear, but I Hate My Fucking Computer!
Ooh I hate my fucking computer! I know it’s bad to swear and in the Christmas season because of the Baby Jesus etc but OMG if my computer was a person I’d drag it outside by its pubes and beat it in the street.
My Neighbors are Too Noisy
I’ll get right to the point – I’m not usually one to complain, but my upstairs neighbors, Carole and Ken Heyward, are just too noisy.
Posted in Ordinary People
Tagged broker, milk, neighbor disputes, neighbors, noise, noise solutions, Ordinary People, recording, soundproofing, sweater, the brutal times, vengeance, wall street, woods
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My Room is a Mess!
By Lucille Hutchinson, INDIANA – Recently I’ve been biting off more than I can chew. I mean, what with my husband Dan so tied up with work and my sister Beth’s invitations to her chorus concerts, I hardly have any […]
Posted in Ordinary People
Tagged cleanliness, glamour, messy rooms, Ordinary People, personal hygiene, success, the brutal times
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This Heat is Killing Me!
By Todd U. Janeway (Special to the Brutal Times) – Oh God! Oh Gawwwwwwwwwd! This heat is killing me! I mean, don’t get me wrong – I like to think of myself as a “summer person” by nature. I like […]
Posted in Ordinary People
Tagged heatwave, kayaking, new york, Ordinary People, the brutal times, unprofessional conduct
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I Don’t Like Rainy Days
By Lorna (Special to The Brutal Times)- I don’t like rainy days. I dunno, I guess it’s just because it requires that little extra effort and I’m so tucked out after giving the kids a bath the previous night and […]
Posted in Ordinary People
Tagged canada, family, homemakers, kids, lunch, normal, Ordinary People, prozac, rain, the brutal times, therapy
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I’m So Bad At Cooking!
By Michelle McDougal (Special to The Brutal Times) – This is the third time this week I’ve burnt dinner. I don’t know what is wrong with me! Why can’t I make a good meal, like my cousin Janice? Janice has […]
Posted in Ordinary People
Tagged cooking, dinner, homemakers, insanity, Jamie Oliver, normal, Ordinary People, recipes, reincarnation, spaghetti, the brutal times
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Where Does The Time Go?
By Ken Falls, (Special to The Brutal Times) – It was just yesterday when I was a young man, throwing the ball around and dreaming about going to college where maybe I could meet some nice girl. Now it’s, wow, […]
Posted in Ordinary People
Tagged aging, college, insanity, Nebraska, normal, Ordinary People, sports, the brutal times
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My Boss Really Tees Me Off
By Stan (Special to The Brutal Times) – My boss really tees me off. I mean, every day he’s hovering at my shoulder, nagging me to do this, and do that. Sometimes I get so steamed I have to get […]
Posted in Ordinary People
Tagged bosses, employer-employee relations, family values, Ordinary People, prozac, stir crazy, the brutal times, therapy
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