I’m So Bad At Cooking!

By Michelle McDougal (Special to The Brutal Times) – This is the third time this week I’ve burnt dinner. I don’t know what is wrong with me! Why can’t I make a good meal, like my cousin Janice?

Janice has a good marriage because her husband Pete loves her cooking.

But I burned spaghetti three times this week and I’m worried my husband doesn’t like my cooking.

If I could be reincarnated I’d want to come back as Jamie Oliver. He’s that famous English chef. His kitchen is so clean you could use it as your bathroom.

If I could cook like a pro then I know I could make things right.


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2 Responses to I’m So Bad At Cooking!

  1. nagrek horn says:

    sounds like this old lady is livin on easy street to me. easy street.

  2. john kerry says:

    michelle, i just wanted to say that as an american, and i dont just think im speaking for myself here, that your story really touched me in a place where i havent been touched in a long time, at least not since the years…michelle what i really mean to say, and i think you’ll probably agree with this if you stop to think about it , is that it is hard-working, earth-worn people like yourselves that do it for most of us at the end of the day.