By Michelle McDougal (Special to The Brutal Times) – This is the third time this week I’ve burnt dinner. I don’t know what is wrong with me! Why can’t I make a good meal, like my cousin Janice?
Janice has a good marriage because her husband Pete loves her cooking.
But I burned spaghetti three times this week and I’m worried my husband doesn’t like my cooking.
If I could be reincarnated I’d want to come back as Jamie Oliver. He’s that famous English chef. His kitchen is so clean you could use it as your bathroom.
If I could cook like a pro then I know I could make things right.