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Warm Topic Archives: kids
Mom Hates it When Kids Get Crumbs on the Table
By Grande Chef Otto, NEW YORK CITY – Mom hates it when kids get crumbs on the table.
Know why?
Mom’s had a long hard day and when she gets home she doesn’t need the aggravation.
Posted in Grande Chef Otto
Tagged bummers, but that's exactly what i like about it, child-rearing tales, grand chef otto, iPad 2, kids, larger than Donald Trump's head, mom doesn't need the aggravation, mom hates it when kids get crumbs on the table, the brutal times, trying to stay cool at all times
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Obama’s Icy Stare a Hit with Kids, Seniors
By Barry Hussein, WASHINGTON – Members of the Washington press are beside themselves with the new knowledge that America’s first black president Obama is easy to tease.
On Monday when a reporter asked the president about Rags, the top secret pooch who was flown into the White House under the cover of night and so onMr Obama, 47, fixed the reporter, InfoSandwich’s Gary Lobster, with an icy stare.
“As you know, Rags is of topic,” he said.
The icy stare has become a hit with kids and seniors.
I Don’t Like Rainy Days
By Lorna (Special to The Brutal Times)- I don’t like rainy days. I dunno, I guess it’s just because it requires that little extra effort and I’m so tucked out after giving the kids a bath the previous night and […]
Posted in Ordinary People
Tagged canada, family, homemakers, kids, lunch, normal, Ordinary People, prozac, rain, the brutal times, therapy
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