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We had to do this, otherwise you’d never talk to us again. Celebrities – Hollywood – without it, them we’d cease to exist.

Dark Knight Angered By Presidential ‘Snub’

January 8, 2009 by El Toro

By El Toro, NEW YORK CITY – As six former US presidents sat down for a delicious lunch with President George W Bush and president-elect Barack Obama every face at the table beamed with bi-partisan glee.

Senator…Madonna? New Yorkers Want Material Girl to Run

January 3, 2009 by DJ Salinger

As CNN persists in its coverage of that boring Gaza invasion by Israel, center of the Earth, New York City is all hopped up and ready over what everyone here all ready knows is really 2009’s top story: the effort to draft Madonna as New York’s new senator.

Poll: Cool People ‘Don’t Feel Cool Enough’

December 2, 2008 by admin

Forget the global financial crisis. A new shocking wave of global concern is shock-rocking shoppers and commuters and threatening to add more lumps to everybody’s gravy, even those who chose not to order it. The cause for concern? Prestigious Caribbean think tank MyGoodies announced yesterday at Denny’s that according to in-depth research most cool people “don’t feel cool enough”.

Prince Harry Confesses To Ripper Killings

January 21, 2008 by Styles Cradgerock

(By Styles Cradgerock) LONDON, England- The twisted tangled trail leading to the unmasking of the true identity of one of England`s most notorious murderers has taken yet another twisted tangled turn . In what has been the first concrete step […]

Oprah Has Big Boobs

November 27, 2007 by Ohashi Jozu

By Ohashi Jozu (Special to The Brutal Times) CHICAGO- It came as no surprise this week when talk show maven Oprah Winfrey casually bucked the trend and endorsed US presidential hopeful Barack Obama. Oprah has made no secret of her […]