North Korea Launches Naughty Rocket

By Barry Hussein, PYONGYANG – North Korea got almost no attention from anyone under 5o today when it behaved “very naughtily” and launched an enormous throbbing Taepodong missile rocket thingy into outer space.

“I don’t care about the rocket – it’s boring,” said Koari Mitsui, 21, a junior college student at Tokyo’s prestigious International School of Beans & Nail Arts.

Americans didn’t know where North Korea was.

“I don’t know where North Korea was,” said Carl Palmerston 35, an aide to US president Barack Obama. “It sounds boring,” he went on.

Yes indeed it is boring, but other old folks want revenge for the rocket.

Take Knox Weatherby, 58, who works as a dental assistant in Miami.”We oughtta clean their clocks,” Mr Weatherby said flailing about. “China, Korea – the whole lotta them,” he went on.

What an over-reaction!

The rocket is on its way to Ganamide, a small circular planet that sits inside Earth’s solar system like a bug in a rug.

“It sits inside…” said Earnst Hoff, 4, coughing without covering his mouth.

North Korea has friends on Ganamide they wanna hang out with and also maybe they wanna build bases there and so on.

Beer is cheap on Ganamide and there is a pumpin’ singles scene.

“We’re gonna write them (the North Korean folks) a strongly-worded comeback,” said United Nations head honcho Ban Ki-moon at Denny’s. “I was so shocked that North Korea behaved very naughtily,” he went on.

Well, regardless it sure may trigger “an anguished debate”, leading to the “ratcheting up” of something, maybe even “strengthening the resolve” of somebody to do something.

I for one am totally all hopped up and ready.

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A ferocious intellect, Barry Hussein is not for everybody. Twisting and frugging the nite away, Hussein entices us to sniff his mink sweatpants. Covered in cake, he muses, "Sometimes the hardest sweatpants to fill...are your own."
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4 Responses to North Korea Launches Naughty Rocket

  1. shiraz mountbatten says:

    the rocket is a gift of god!!!

  2. terence arbot says:

    i found this when i was googling north korean rocket launch but this article is so old! why don’t u write an article about the new rocket?!?

  3. milos foreplan says:

    its insulting to those of us (me) whove devoted our (my) lives to studying Ganamede to read distorted views like this. whyn’t you put it through a delay pedal next time so i don’t have to read it for the next thousand years?

  4. otter says:

    is that photo of the missile to scale?

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