By Santa, Tokyo, SHIMOKITAZAWA – Well, Boys & Girls, it’s that most wonderful time of the year once agin when they let Santa write an article here at BT.
(Correction – this is Santa’s first article for BT, since being hired well over a year ago – Ed.)
And so without further ado it is my pleasure to to sum up the very Best of the “00′s”, the “Naughties” and some such other delightful witticisms that town criers have summed up this most delightful of decades.
(Correction – this article does not cover an entire decade; it is merely intended to “sum up” 2009.)
I for one, am surprised we done survived the milenium.
(Correction – “millennium”.)
That y2k thing really had me for a loop.
(Correction – “Y2K”.)
The thing I remember most about y2k was wondering how I’m gonna be affected as I don’t even own a computer.
(Again, not relevant – Ed.)
I’m still quite comfy livin’ with my black & white tv.
(Jesus – Ed.)
Well, without further ado, here she goes- wave bye bye to 2009:
Best actor: Charlie Sheen
Best show on tv: The Simpsons
Best album: “Appetite for Destruction” – Guns N’ Roses
Best new foreign artist: Kylie Minogue
Best R&B artist: Michael Jackson
Best new country: Iran
Hot topic: stock market crash
Notable births: Hillary Duff, artist
Notable Deaths: Liberace, artist
Man of the Year: Ronald Reagan
(Jesus – Ed.)