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Warm Topic Archives: shock rock
Noel Gallagher Quits Oasis, China Says
By DJ Salinger, SHANGHAI – China’s official news service (China’s Official News Service) is reporting this morning that British pop singing sensation Noel Gallagher may have quit Oasis, the world’s most popular shock-rock combo since The Beatles.
“Mr Noel doesn’t like his brother, and wants to experience a middling solo career apart from him (the brother),” said Dan Hartwig, spokesperson for CONS. “It’s just like when Paul quit The Beatles,” he speculated wildly.
Angry fans turned over cars and houses
Posted in Thinking Man's Rock
Tagged china, CONS, dj salinger, noel gallagher, oasis, ray goolens, shanghai, shock rock, the beatles, the brutal times, Thinking Man's Rock
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McCartney’s Suicide Wings Stun Fans
By DJ Salinger, LONDON- Former Beatle Sir Paul McCartney’s new musical project was unveiled to stunned shoppers strolling the streets of London’s trendy Piccadilly Circus Thursday as the bearded bassist growled and glared his way through a seventeen minute set […]