By Zack Peters, Special To The Brutal Times – As a long-haired white man I face a lot of discrimination, both in the workplace and from folks on the bus and in my own home
Because I’m ballsy, I don’t give in and chop my locks.
Besides, if you really want to know the truth about it, long locks were once a symbol of the ruling class.
So there you have it – most people don’t even realize it and I wouldn’t dare confess it anywhere else except here on a secure LAN connection at McDonalds.
I looked outside and there’s no Google Street View droid down below sucking on my fibre cable.
But like everyone else I gotta work.
With a ponytail.
I know, I know, but now there’s an even BIGGER problem: MY PONY TAIL IS KILLING ME!!!
The little black thingy I borrowed from my girlfriend to keep my head in check keeps whipping around to yank the hairs out of my scalp and I’m like screaming in agony.
And now my boss, Henry Fargo, is used to my pony tail.
I’m considering shaving my head.
I guess pony tails aren’t so simple.