By Billy, Belmopan, BELIZE – Hey, is it just me or is Mike Pompeo starting to look a lot like Kim Jong Un?
“Who?”
Mike Pompeo.
“Mike who?”
The CIA director-soon-to-be-U.S. secretary of state guy.
“Huh.”
So, does he look like North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un now, or what?
“Well, I think that’s probably making quite a stretch.”
But he looks different from like a few weeks ago before he went over for that secret Easter summit in the Pyongyang.
“The hoo-ha?”
Before he flew over there to talk to Kay Jay about that summit thing, with the Trumpster, later on.
“I wouldn’t know about that.”
About what?
“Well look, a lot of people’s faces change when they fly.”
No, but this was after he flew. He’s off the plane now – the flight’s finished.
“Are you trying to be smart?”
No, look, but don’t you see the resemblance between the-
“You get paid for thinking up crap like this?”
Well, no, I’m an intern, but I’m-
“Intern.”
Yeah, but the writers-
“Writers.”
Yeah, but the writers, they-
“Who gives a shit what they look like?”
Excuse me?
“Who gives a? So they look alike, so what?”
Well …
“I suppose you think it’s supposed to be news?”
Well …
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Well, I thought it was interesting …
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Understand?
