By Ohashi Jozu, Canada, BELLEVILLE, ONTARIO – I wept when they sentenced me to board the plane to the arctic country of Canada. This frozen wasteland was made most famous as the site of the fantastic movie Narnia. In that movie there is a tiger which can pull kids along on a sleigh and it looks so thrilling. But Canada is not such a place – its’ cold dehumanizing tundra drives most of the residents here mad within one year. All of this is well-known within Japan, which is why we go to America instead.
But of course as Japan’s economy was dragged down by lazy workers in the US we now must accept any reporting assignment, even those in Canada.
So Canada may decriminalize carjacking.
Carjacking, is unavailable in Japan because of the pureness and kind spirit of Japanese is popular in Canada it said in my Japanese Canada guidebook. I had known this about the USA from watching American movies on digital video digitals in my own home. In Japan dvds are very popular among Japanese. I have watched over eleven billion dvds.
Anyway, I got so surprised when I saw that Canada’s people had cars.
Firstly, I had expected that people would not leave their homes. Then, I didn’t think much about it because my wife was preparing to go to the supermarket and she was asking for my requests before leaving.
Anyway, Canadian people mostly make cars for American people and now American people don’t want cars or something like that. Due to this fact most Canadian people are unemployed. Because of this fact they cannot afford to buy cars and so on.
The solution to this problem has been for Canadian people to burgle cars. Most people stole cars from their neighbor as most people don’t like their neighbor.
But now Canada’s prime minister Maple Leaf Captain Cock Blocker says that he is gonna decriminalize carjacking – the matter about which I have spoken already.
I think it is a good idea because Canada has much people already who stay in the prison for drugs, violence and so on. And it is true that no one can change persons who are bad.
My biggest experience in Canada’s airport was that I could not find so many real Canadians. I could see many Chinese just like in Tokyo. Also I remembered that my wife asked me to purchase Canada’s ice wine but I could not find it so easily.