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TSA: From Now On Only Good-looking Passengers Will Have Their Bags Handled

May 11, 2011

By El Toro, NEWARK – Newark, it sounds like New York, but it’s not. One of a number of busy U.S. hubs where people are petted down, Newark boasts long line-ups and stinky bathrooms.

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