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Warm Topic Archives: cancer
Smiling Linked to Cancer
By Smia Oots, LONDON – Prestigious Caribbean think tank MyGoodies confirmed what most people knew already today when they declared a landmark study on all cancers has linked them to smiling.
“Ya, just don’t smile and you’ll be okay,” confirmed Rom Hatzug, 24, a barista turned molecular biologist due to a typo on his temp resume.
He wasn’t smiling when he said it.
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Tagged bad taste, cancer, cancer risks, fear-mongering, health, know-it-alls, Sick Bay, smia oots, smiles, smiling, the brutal times
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