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Warm Topic Archives: 2012
Nobel Peace Prize Spoiler: And the Winner is…Roland Emmerich!
By Santa, THE HAGUE – Rudolf told me the other day who’s gonna get the Nobel Peace Prize this year in 2010. Both Donner and Blitzen had pestered Rudolf about this for weeks but he refused them and came to me, Santa, properly maintaining protocol.
Oh,you already know who the winner’s gonna be because the editor of the Brutal Times spoiled it by putting it in the headline?
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Tagged 2012, nobel peace prize spoilers, roland emmerich, Santa, the brutal times, the offspring
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CNN & Yahoo Tie for Best 2009 Cute Pet Stories
By Styles Cradgerock, LOS ANGELES – As 2009 dies the horrible death it deserves all of Hollywood is saluting global media giants CNN and Yahoo for delivering the year’s most cutting-edge in-your-face cute pet stories.
In previous years – 2008, 2007 and so on, cute pet stories tended to be eclipsed by political coverage, current events, business news and so on.
But God said from now on, “Let it be otherwise”.