By DJ Salinger, LIVERPOOL – Why you getting back together?
“Oh, a lot of things. Mainly the money,” the band’s lead singer said.
Why’d you break up anyways?
”Oh, we hated each other. I mean I wanted to strangle [the band’s drummer].”
You must really like music.
”…”
I mean, to give up your lives for it.
”Well, most of us are still alive, actually, except [the drummer] who actually was strangled, but later on.”
Uh ….
”…”
Uh …
Yes?
I don’t really know what to ask you.
”You could ask me about the strangler.”
…
”…”
Uh …
”You don’t wanna ask me?”
Uh …
”How about, ‘what songs are you gonna play?’”
I don’t know any of your songs.
Huh. But you do know who we are.
…
“You do know who we are. Everyone, I mean, most people surely …”
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”..”
Why are you laughing?
