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Warm Topic Archives: obam’s bin laden is dead speech: the director’s cut
Obama’s Bin Laden is Dead Speech: The Director’s Cut
May 2, 2011
By Styles Cradgerock,WASHINGTON – Vital edutainment from U.S. President Barack Obama’s speech last night, confirming the death of Osama bin Laden was accidentally left on the White House cutting room floor, The Brutal Times has learned. The following is a Director’s Cut of the entire speech, with the president’s original 2008 campaign personality faithfully reassembled by fans old enough to remember.