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Warm Topic Archives: back alleys
Foreigners will be Tested on Chopstick Ability Japan Says
By Ohashi Jozu, TOKYO – As Japan cannot fight back against evil China, a new plan for revenge, revenge of any sort, damnit, has taken shape during the hours of 9 – 5 in the back alleys sandwiched between grey government offices and a delicious Chinese dumpling restaurant.
Beginning November 16, foreigners living in, entering or leaving Japan will be tested on their ability to use chopsticks.