Dear Daemon,
I keep texting my fiend Marcie and she wont text me back! is there something i can do to make her text me back?!? I need her to respond to my messages because otherwise how am i supposed to make plans for this weekend?
Kaylie.
Dear Kaylie,
You may have made an error in entering your friend`s email address.
Daemon-Mailer
No, i didnt do that. I’m not an idiot! Why didn`t you answer my question?
Kaylie
Dear Kaylie,
It is not necessary for you to write “Kaylie” at the end of your post every time you write. I never said you were an idiot. I receive many questions each day. I searched for the answer to your question but I couldn`t find it, so I gave up.
Daemon-Mailer
Daemon,
You can`t even remember the question, can you? “I searched for the answer…and then I gave up”? Why would you even bother replying to me if your just gonna send such a crappy reply?!?
Kylie
Dear Kylie,
I searched for the answer to you question but I couldn`t find it so I gave up. Sorry.
Daemon-Mailer
Daemon –
You are fucking anoyyyyyinnng!!!!
Dear Kylie,
I`m going to make myself a liverwurst sandwich, and then I`m going to go to bed. I suggest you do the same. I`ll try again tomorrow.
Daemon-Mailer
Kylie,
Daemon is probably depressed about the death of his brother, Norman. You should cut him some slack.