The Brutal Times Best of 2009

By Santa, Tokyo, SHIMOKITAZAWA – Well, Boys & Girls, it’s that most wonderful time of the year once agin when they let Santa write an article here at BT.

(Correction – this is Santa’s first article for BT, since being hired well over a year ago – Ed.)

And so without further ado it is my pleasure to to sum up the very Best of the “00’s”, the “Naughties” and some such other delightful witticisms that town criers have summed up this most delightful of decades.

(Correction – this article does not cover an entire decade; it is merely intended to “sum up” 2009.)

I for one, am surprised we done survived the milenium.

(Correction – “millennium”.)

That y2k thing really had me for a loop.

(Correction – “Y2K”.)

The thing I remember most about y2k was wondering how I’m gonna be affected as I don’t even own a computer.

(Again, not relevant – Ed.)

I’m still quite comfy livin’ with my black & white tv.

(Jesus – Ed.)

Well, without further ado, here she goes- wave bye bye to 2009:

Best movie:

Wall Street

Best actor: Charlie Sheen

Best show on tv: The Simpsons

Best album: “Appetite for Destruction” – Guns N’ Roses

Best new foreign artist: Kylie Minogue

Best R&B artist: Michael Jackson

Best new country: Iran

Hot topic: stock market crash

Notable births: Hillary Duff, artist

Notable Deaths: Liberace, artist

Man of the Year: Ronald Reagan

I’m Santa!

(Jesus – Ed.)