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Warm Topic Archives: the brutal times
My Son Is Spending Too Much Time In His Room
Dear Damien, I am a stay at home mom. My son Mango spends alot of time using your invention the internet. That’s all fine & dandy and I am glad you made it because you are an American like myself. […]
Posted in Ask Daemon Mailer
Tagged advice, america, daemon mailer, detroit, michigan, stay at home moms, the brutal times
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My Friend’s Friend Is In Al Qaeda!
TOKYO, Japan (CNN) — Japan’s justice minister said “a friend of a friend … is a member of al Qaeda” and had entered the country several times, using various passports, an officer of the Justice Ministry told CNN. Hatoyama says […]
Posted in Schadenfreude
Tagged al quaeda, Japan, schadenfreude, the brutal times, tokyo, war on terror
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Why Won`t My Friend Text Me Back?
Dear Daemon, I keep texting my fiend Marcie and she wont text me back! is there something i can do to make her text me back?!? I need her to respond to my messages because otherwise how am i supposed […]
Posted in Ask Daemon Mailer
Tagged advice, daemon mailer, email, teen angst, the brutal times, why won't my friend text me back?
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Subway Cushion Soups a Smash in San Francisco
By Grande Chef Otto, SAN FRANCISCO – The sound of the City of Love’s treasured trolleys may be magic to the ears of the millions of mutton-chopped foreign visitors this sleepy California coastal villa receives each year, but lately locals […]
Posted in Grande Chef Otto
Tagged culinary arts, delicious meals, Grande Chef Otto, muni, san francisco, subway cushions, the brutal times
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Thom Yorke Addicted To Bananas
LONDON, England (The Brutal Times)- A man named Thom Yorke who locals say sings songs for the punk rock group “Radio Heads” is reported to be addicted to bananas. The shocking new news was broken by the band’s long-time best […]
Posted in Highlighted Brutality, Thinking Man's Rock
Tagged bananasa, deepresso, england, london, radiohead, secrets, styles cradgerock, the brutal times, thom yorke
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Rock And Roll Hall Of Fame Pulls Plug On Old Time Rock And Roll
CLEVELAND (INFOSANDWICH)- After enduring the soothing syrup of “My Generation” performed by a 78-year-old Pete Townshend and 62-year-old father of five Roger Daltrey backed by a four-piece Hawaiian ukelele orchestra during The Who`s 1990 Rock and Roll Hall of Fame […]