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Warm Topic Archives: the brutal times
My Boss Really Tees Me Off
By Stan (Special to The Brutal Times) – My boss really tees me off. I mean, every day he’s hovering at my shoulder, nagging me to do this, and do that. Sometimes I get so steamed I have to get […]
Posted in Ordinary People
Tagged bosses, employer-employee relations, family values, Ordinary People, prozac, stir crazy, the brutal times, therapy
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50 Cent Loses One-Size-Fits-All Key To Bridgeport
By DJ Salinger, CONNECTICUT- American film star and hip-hop music sensation 50 Cent was given the key to the city of Bridgeport by maverick Mayor John Fabrizi just weeks ago in a sizzling gala event celebrating the celebrity’s efforts to […]
Ringo Wrote John’s Songs
Starr, 78, was in snow-covered Toronto to promote his new film “Caveman 2”, a just-completed sequel to his 1986 smash “Caveman” – a film made entirely in Aramaic, a full twenty years before Mel Gibson’s “The Passion of the Christ”.
Iraqis Strive To Top 2006 Death Toll
By Styles Cradgerock, Iraq, BAGHDAD – With time running out as December nears to a close Baghdadis of all sizes, sects and credit histories rushed to kill one another and top 2006’s death toll. Brushing aside US and Blackwater Construction […]
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Tagged blackwater, iraq war, Japan, stink bombs, styles cradgerock, the brutal times
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Shibuya Model Wants To ‘Get Into Photography’
By Yves Dropper, Tokyo, SHIBUYA, Mon. Nov.26/Royal Host Restaurant 1:12pm – A sexy young Canadian model sitting alone in a nearly empty Tokyo Royal Host diner chatted intensely with an unseen female friend on the other end of her Docomo […]
Treated as Secret
Secret Tokyo party: When: Saturday Dec 8 Where: Shimokitazawa Heaven’s Door DJ Schedule: 7-8: DJ Josh 8-9: DJ Tristan 9-10:30 DJ Fabulon(of the Moist Towelettes): moist pop 10:30-12 DJ Ari : hip hop 12-2 Mr Impossible (of The Brutal Times) […]
Posted in Party Central
Tagged Japan, secret parties, shimokitazawa, the brutal times, tokyo
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Teachers Buried Alive Inside Japanese English School
By Ohashi Jozu,TOKYO – Eileen Fuchenzie couldn’t wait to come to Japan. The 22 year-old Canadian philosophy major at York University spent months packing and re-packing die-hard Canadian staples like Kraft Dinner macaroni and cheese, ampules of maple syrup, and […]