Obama Announces Running Mate: It’s Michelle!!

(A Brutal Times Exclusive, Styles Cradgerock & Rabeezio Rabeezio reporting) WASHINGTON – We’ve just received word, ahead of the Twitter update the world is waiting for, from a source close to the presidential hopeful that Obama has decided to break with tradition and choose his wife, Michelle Obama, as his official running mate.

This is not, as you may suspect, the first time that a wife has been chosen as a running mate, John Quincy Adams (president 1825-1829) actually chose his wife Gertrude for running mate, and she did serve as his vice president for his full term.

More details will follow as we learn more about this miraculous turn of events. In any case it seems clear that Obama is a shoe-in to win the Presidential election and that he and his Vice President, Michille, will be the first husband and wife team to work and play together in the oval office………or will they?

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2 Responses to Obama Announces Running Mate: It’s Michelle!!

  1. admin says:

    it has since been reported by cnn and others that some old dude who looks like conrad bain may be replacing michelle on the ticket. nevertheless, we stand by our story.

  2. minako says:

    hi obam! im minako, 22, japams girl! you come japan?!?