Monthly Archives: December 2007

Plagiarism Scandal Rocks Toronto, Shatters New Year Calm

December 31, 2007

By Hank Bonner, TORONTO – Michael Conti, a Grade 10 student honor student at Toronto’s prestigious Central
Technical School found himself at the centre of a
fierce dispute between his parents, a highly-revered teacher, and
school administrators Thursday morning.

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My Boss Really Tees Me Off

December 19, 2007

By Stan (Special to The Brutal Times) – My boss really tees me off. I mean, every day he’s hovering at my shoulder, nagging me to do this, and do that. Sometimes I get so steamed I have to get […]

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50 Cent Loses One-Size-Fits-All Key To Bridgeport

December 18, 2007

By DJ Salinger, CONNECTICUT- American film star and hip-hop music sensation 50 Cent was given the key to the city of Bridgeport by maverick Mayor John Fabrizi just weeks ago in a sizzling gala event celebrating the celebrity’s efforts to […]

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Ringo Wrote John’s Songs

December 14, 2007

Starr, 78, was in snow-covered Toronto to promote his new film “Caveman 2”, a just-completed sequel to his 1986 smash “Caveman” – a film made entirely in Aramaic, a full twenty years before Mel Gibson’s “The Passion of the Christ”.

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Led Zepplin Offer Amnesty To Fans Who Can’t Spell

December 11, 2007

By DJ Salinger ENGLAND (London) – Despite the undeniably joyous atmosphere that reigned here at London’s prestigious 02 arena as rock giants Led Zeppelin prepared to take the stage for a long-awaited business reunion Monday, one burning question hung over […]

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Iraqis Strive To Top 2006 Death Toll

December 10, 2007

By Styles Cradgerock, Iraq, BAGHDAD – With time running out as December nears to a close Baghdadis of all sizes, sects and credit histories rushed to kill one another and top 2006’s death toll. Brushing aside US and Blackwater Construction […]

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Shibuya Model Wants To ‘Get Into Photography’

December 7, 2007

By Yves Dropper, Tokyo, SHIBUYA, Mon. Nov.26/Royal Host Restaurant 1:12pm – A sexy young Canadian model sitting alone in a nearly empty Tokyo Royal Host diner chatted intensely with an unseen female friend on the other end of her Docomo […]

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Treated as Secret

December 5, 2007

Secret Tokyo party: When: Saturday Dec 8 Where: Shimokitazawa Heaven’s Door DJ Schedule: 7-8: DJ Josh 8-9: DJ Tristan 9-10:30 DJ Fabulon(of the Moist Towelettes): moist pop 10:30-12 DJ Ari : hip hop 12-2 Mr Impossible (of The Brutal Times) […]

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